So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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