Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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