i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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