Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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