we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She bit a glass in half.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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