I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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