So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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