I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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