Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize