i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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