look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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