Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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