The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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