My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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