butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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