I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
