that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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