I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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