I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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