You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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