which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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