CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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