No stitches, just platelets and will power
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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