I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
