So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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