Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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