Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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