Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
