first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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