He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
