So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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