I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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