Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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