Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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