Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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