You're so nebulous sometimes
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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