thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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