I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just had sex bonerless
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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