Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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