yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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