hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We left an ass print on the piano.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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