I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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