This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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