I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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