First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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