No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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