Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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