clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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