Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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