then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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