Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
