sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just gift wrapped bread.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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