I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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