worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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