the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
