Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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