Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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