You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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