At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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